couch surfer dude

A couch surfer dude is a dude who surfs couches, doesn't really have his own place, so he sleeps on the couches of various friends till he wears out his welcome, then he finds a new friend with a couch for him to surf

He's been a total couch surfer dude since he came back from LA.

by RazMutant November 17, 2013

couch dweller

A person who, buy there own choice, has no one place to live but "stays" with different friends and relatives usually until the welcome is worn out then moves to a different couch.

We will never be able to track this guy down because he's a couch dweller.

Don't write the bond on that guy as he is obviously a couch dweller.

by The King of Dinner Time September 14, 2014

Couch-lock

When you are high from smoking marijuana and you experience a unique phenomenon during which Your skeleton is too heavy for your muscles to support you're on able to move or struggle severely, if you do move.

I just can't keep walking to the kitchen every time I want another slice of cake. I have acute couch-lock right now.

by four.25 October 1, 2019

Couch Goblin

That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.

David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.

by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020

Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 5, 2021

Couch Method

In the video game "osu!" Couch method is used to describe someone's score as "shit acc" or "mashed" which in short means it requires no skill

"ha nice play, but that couch method doe"

by Xsub August 22, 2021

Reverse Couch Maneuver

The "bro move" of spinning a couch around to face a wall to give some privacy to a couple at a party. Term first coined by Shane Anemone

Bro 1: "Yo there's so many people here I can't hook up with her."
Bro 2: "Dude just pull the reverse couch maneuver, it'll all be good."

by The Bury March 3, 2015