2 in the clit, 1 in the shit

another way to say shocker!

we all have givin a girl 2 in the clit, 1 in the shit atleast once in our life right guys?

by Ryan Stuffick May 17, 2005

Clink

Nickname for CenturyLink Field, home of the Seattle Seahawks.

The Eagles lost a little bit of their souls when they lost to the Seahawks at The Clink.

by BubSEA December 19, 2011

CLIT

Acronym for "come lick it tonight," referring mainly to the female genitals.

Yo boi, you gonna CLIT?

by FUCKY0M0MM4 April 7, 2010

Crint

A delicious pastry that comes in an unlimited number of flavours. Example; Racist crints, sample crints; Spidge Crints (see spidge), Fake Crints, Sugar crints, 25% less sodium crints, Magic crints, POWERCRINTS, Mouthwash crints, alcohol crints, speakers crints, etc.

I got a little lonely, made a batch of crints.

by Fikus Tumps December 12, 2009

hammy clit

an abnormal sized clitoris, usually too large

When Jason's mom pulled down her underwear I noticed she had a hammy clit.

by david12340 May 16, 2009

blue clit

when a girl needs to get laid and doesn't. The female equivalent of blue balls

"man, Eric and I haven't fucked in so long I have blue clit."

by tap dat January 27, 2008

Clit Car

Slang for a very common type of car or automobile. In the UK for example something like a Ford Fiesta or Focus, in Germany a VW Golf or Mercedes A Class. So called, because every cunt's got one.

I just couldn't bear to buy a Clit Car, so I bought a Bentley instead.

by Jobsagoodun September 10, 2006