Condle

To cuddle or do anything with your significant other

Mandy: omg Jen and I condled last night!
Harry: Mandy I don't want to hear about you making out and spooning your girlfriend.

Mandy: whatevs you're just jealous!

by Banterbaby July 13, 2015

cankle

A medical condition suffered mostly by the obese to morbidly obese where the calf goes directly to the heal of the foot without any conture where the ankle bone should normally be expected to protrude.

The pictures on www.cankles.org really left no cankles to the imagination.

by PVH July 2, 2003

cankles

On a morbidly obese person, the area in which the calves have grown so large that they actually fold over and cover the ankles.

"Can you help me tie my shoes? My cankles are in the way."

by Ryan P October 4, 2005

cankles and gunt

A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.

Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.

THe Drew Carey Show, 'Bus-Ted', 1999:

Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."

Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"

by tofoomeister September 27, 2005

chandler

a super gay boy who sucks at soccer and kills animals such as DOGS AND PUFFER FISHES!

uhg, that boy is so stupid. he must be a chandler.

by kickmydog99 March 30, 2010

candlestick

The third party. The friend always together with the couple.

Brian and Jenny are so cute together, they went out on a date at a very nice restaurant. Lauren went with them, she is such a candlestick!

by lalalili October 24, 2007

Chandler

A wannabe version of a variable number of different 'Cultures' put together, such as 'Emo', 'Chav' 'Gangster', And even 'Copycat'.

Person A: What do you call a wannabe chav, mixed with a wannabe emo, mixed with a wannabe metalhead?

Person B: Oh Oh! I know! It's a Chandler!

by Jimbob43242 June 8, 2009