Give him business

A slightly archaic euphemism for "hitting the family jewels." First used in the NFL in 1986 in an NFL game where the Jets defense tackled the Bills quarterback and starting hammering the qb right in the baby maker.

Second usage was during the Maryland vs North Carolina State football game where Number 69 of NC was penalized for doing the same thing.

In straight terms: punching someone in the balls.

*after the flag was thrown*
Referee: "Personal Foul, Number 69, offense. He was "giving him the business". Fifteen yard penalty, first down!"

*two friends talking*
Guy A: "Man, I would like to beat that bastard in. He makes me sick to the stomach."
Guy B: "Make sure you give him business while you're at it."

by Dom Sage October 7, 2013

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Basingstoke Buttram

The art of lubricating one's penis with faeces, and then performing an anal penetration while the receiver defecates

Linda thought that their sex wasn't exciting enough, so she asked her boyfriend to perform a Basingstoke Buttram

by MWELLf May 16, 2018

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Soggy Bushing

You cum in a girls bush then lick it off

Hey , you want a soggy bushing?

Sure , whats that?

I'll have to show you . :p

by Mstr-Bates March 30, 2009

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Shwoogle Bushing

The act of nutting on a womens bush and then using the remnants to shave her bald.

Sorry I was late. I was shwoogle Bushing my girlfriend late last night and she began to chafe.

by Dr. Bongos April 28, 2010

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Burin

Noun: City
Small town in rural Newfoundland with a lot of scoccer fanatics and a lot of drunks. Mostly drunk soccer fanatics.

Hey Jordan, are you coming with us to hit a 6 pack before the game in Burin?

by dancingtoes16 August 25, 2008

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not the business

A lame and useless comment used to get attention. Normally used after any sort of misfortune or hatred for something (that everyone already hates in the first place).

Allergies are not the business.
My dog is not the business.
Whores are not the business.

by drizzlebam May 19, 2011

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