Hot Bench

An overly excited panel of judges.

Dave Pro: Man those judges were asking me a lot of questions.
Adam Loo: That's what you call a "hot bench" playa.

by Dual Dave April 7, 2014

Benchod

Guy who’s been pushed way passed the friend zone but doesn’t give up. Always talks shit about the dudes his crush likes. Calls his crush a sister but secretly tries sleeping w her

I thought you guys were brosis in high school, but now are married? That guy is a benchod

by Baba199999 July 11, 2020

sitting on the bench

To be extremely serious, not playing around.

"I'm sitting on the bench, I don't play no games." - Childish Gambino

by Child's Play April 15, 2011

BENCH

Gang corner

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

Johnny Bench Called

Another way of saying "Catch you later"

Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.

In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.

Used primarily after an awkward moment in the conversation.

Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm

Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)

See Catch ya later

by Xilften September 24, 2009

bunchies

Beer munchies or booze munchies; it is the alcoholic's version of the munchies, caused by drinking instead of smoking, and has the same effect - you will want to eat everything in the house. It usually also affects the taste buds in such a way that even the shittiest of fast food becomes gourmet.

Tony: Dude, after that 6-pack and those shots of everclear, I have the major bunchies.

JP: I'm so hungry I could eat at KFC!!

Tony: Yeah man, let's go!

by TZR January 10, 2008

Benchmade

To stab someone, specifically with a knife manufactured by the Benchmade knife company

Bitch, don't make me benchmade you!

by Leotheo January 14, 2010