Britished is a word used to describe someone. It is when someone forcefully moves you just so they can be in that spot.
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Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Whale people do not exist, whales live in the sea.
There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. But British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points is wrong then.
This brings us to our last point, what language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and myself on the line here, to find a "British" person speaking their native language. Most of them speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUNDS like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist.
Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Whale people do not exist, whales live in the sea.
There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. But British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points is wrong then.
This brings us to our last point, what language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and myself on the line here, to find a "British" person speaking their native language. Most of them speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUNDS like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist.
Person 1: Did you see that British docuseries "Black Mirror"?
Person 2: British People aren't real
Person 1: *a'rent
Person 2: British People aren't real
Person 1: *a'rent
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The biggest marker in media that everything that's being said is a lie. Ask other Europeans about it.
The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the latter technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).
The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.
It's this impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, snarl & grunt, as if that would force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the latter technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).
The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.
It's this impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, snarl & grunt, as if that would force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
I would've believed the shaming news documentary from bbc, if it only were in british accent (DE-CAPITALIZED).
Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.
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OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!
Don't believe anything in that accent in any media.
Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.
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Next on bbc:
OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!
Don't believe anything in that accent in any media.
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The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the latter, technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).
The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.
It's the english (at it's core) impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, snarl & grunt, as if THATwould force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the latter, technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).
The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.
It's the english (at it's core) impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, snarl & grunt, as if THATwould force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
Wow! I would've believed the shaming news from bbc, if it only were in british accent (DE-CAPITALIZED).
Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.
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Next on bbc:
OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!
Don't believe anything in that accent in ANY media.
Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.
-------
Next on bbc:
OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!
Don't believe anything in that accent in ANY media.
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