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Blowjob Betty
A girls eye makeup that is runny, smeared or looking like a raccoon, after doing a non-sexual activity.
Him: Damn, did you just suck him off before you walked in?
Her: No I just woke up from a nap.
Him: okay, if you say so Blowjob Betty.
Her: No I just woke up from a nap.
Him: okay, if you say so Blowjob Betty.
Blowjob Betty by @cajanpowder March 26, 2019
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blowjob
when someone performs oral sex on a man, then spits the cum into a fan blowing it back in both their faces
I guarantee if you look up blowjob on UD it'll say something along the lines of 'when someone performs oral sex on a man, then spits the cum into a fan blowing it back in both their faces'.
blowjob by PictoNoMii March 30, 2020
BlowJob
the act of sucking and using your tongue to pleasure a guy's dick
proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:
1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.
2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?
3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.
4.) massage his balls with your free hand.
5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)
6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.
7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.
8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.
9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.
and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
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proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:
1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.
2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?
3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.
4.) massage his balls with your free hand.
5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)
6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.
7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.
8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.
9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.
and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
.
Blowjob
Asymmetric warfare tactic, devised by women in order to control men through soft power. Often used in pornography, the majority of consumers of which are male, as a mark for the introduction, culmination and the ending of the sexual act. That makes it the most desired practice in bed by males with porn-fried brains. However, the execution of the blowjob, its duration and the way it is performed depends solely on the woman's will. It is also a very undesirable practice for a female partner, because of hygienic risks and lack of satisfaction from it. Therefore, a male porn consumer looking for blowjobs willingly gives away power to narcissistic manipulative women, who use his sexual perversions to blackmail him and enhance her power in the relationship.
Blowjob by Lieutenant_Gruber June 2, 2021
watered blowjob
David: Woah there's water in your mouth
*proceeds suck on guys dick with water in mouth*
Madison: yeah thats a watered blowjob
*proceeds suck on guys dick with water in mouth*
Madison: yeah thats a watered blowjob
watered blowjob by pseduondhf November 22, 2017
Zombie Blowjob
When you get your bitch high on bath salts, then immediately wrap your dick in a hotdog bun, and offer it to her as a sacrifice and a testament of your love.
Zombie Blowjob by Canttouchthis8395939 October 19, 2018