banked track

An oval surface for skating or bicycle racing. Original roller derby used such a surface. The pitch or angle of the curves decreases the centripetal forces created by the object in motion. Size depends on the type of race occuring on the track.

The speeds possible on a banked track far out pace those on a flat surface. As the pitch of the turns increases so does the speed potential.

by Bitchy Kitten aka james jones July 6, 2008

vagina blanket

excess skin on the vagina. see also beef curtain

dude, i tried to eat her out, but her vagina blanket got in the way

by BOBBO May 13, 2005

italian banker

A sexual position mentioned in the TV show Dirty Sexy Money.

"They are doing the Italian Banker"

by Titalicious October 26, 2007

blanket throwing cowboy ninja ghost

An elite squad of cowboy ninja ghosts that are masters at everything in all the universes especially at blanket throwing which is a very deadly skill

"Man hurry up! If we're gonna rob we have to do it fast before.........OH SH!T ITS THE BLANKET THROWING COWBOY NINJA GHOSTS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AHHHHHHHHHHHH LAAAAAAAAAAAA (blanket throwing ninja ghosts easily destroy the robbers with their blankets in seconds leaving no evidence or trace of their exsistence there}

by btanket September 21, 2007

Blakelee

Only the sexiest blonde blue eyed known to man. Quite an animal in bed. MEEEOW ;)
-has a voluptuous behind
-marvelous melons/jiggly jugs
-smokes lots of bogeys
-pots on potssss
-always leaves you satisfied
-hammered off a beer

-craves penis

"Damn did you see that Blakelee crossing the street yesterday?"

"Oh shiiiiiiit. That biddy's got a Blakelee donk"

by your secret admirer bitch September 14, 2012

Vodka Blanket

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol before going out clubbing in the winter months, in order to maintain a feeling of warmth, when one is too cheap to pay for coat check-in but still wants to wear skimpy clothes.

I want to wear shorts to the club tonight but it's going to be bloody freezing, so I'll have to wear my vodka blanket.

by inconvenientwalrus August 6, 2011

pig in blanket

To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.

Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.

by KeepItTidy February 12, 2008