Cooter Bats

The bat that lives in the cooter of a female, often mistaken for a Vag-Cat

Bree's Cooter Bats Are so damn loud, i couldn't get any sleep last night

by Rockandrolljunkiie May 12, 2010

Alaskan Beads

Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.

Do you have an alaskan beads in the freezer?

by NaughtyCrownie April 18, 2012

Real Beans

To be so real it's out of this world!

Mike: JT you blow.

JT: Real Beans

by mikelito24 June 17, 2012

he-beans

A scholastically colorful reference of man's testicles.

Check out his he-beans popping out of his shorts!

by BloodCode November 24, 2016

talking beans

When someone is talking rubbish and is not telling the truth

"I swear I hit on her bro!"
"Nah bro, you're talking beans!"

by ch.hopp28 January 7, 2017

Ass Bats

A custom built paddle used by a teacher or parent to paddle the ass of a brat child who will not behave.

Ms. Jones used one of her best ass bats when Johnny was pulling the girl's ponytail.

by Haldee February 27, 2017

picking beans

dancing with your bra on you head

her grandmother was picking beans

by bobthebwilder March 20, 2017