1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.
2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.
2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!
by Guido of midland origin. October 18, 2008
Get the [Spaff] [Wagon]mug. A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.
Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.
Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!
Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!
Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.
Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!
Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!
Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!
Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.
Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!
by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022
Get the Kinky Wagonmug. This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.
Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*
Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”
Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”
Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
Get the Potato wagonmug. by Danny Boyz March 9, 2016
Get the cheese wagonmug. A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
by zuma revenge November 6, 2011
Get the cripple wagonmug. John was being a dick to a copper after we left the club. The angry policeman put us all on the same cunt-wagon and we got nicked.
by The Sheikh May 5, 2013
Get the Cunt-Wagonmug. by The fountain of youth. September 17, 2019
Get the fruit wagonmug.