your face

the ultimate comeback that will make your opponents tremble from pure roastifacaion. your face can be used for any roast that comes your way, for example.....

mom: clean your room.

me: your face should clean my room.

friend: I will clap you in Minecraft skywars.

me: your face will clap you at skywars.

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yes October 15, 2020

noodle face

noodle face is a situation where you ate tons of simple carbs and salt causing your face to puff up.

I ate chinese and the day after i looked ugly due to my noodle face

by @mrkulci October 16, 2020

Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!

John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”

by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020

Pie face

When you look ugly

You’re Such a pie face

by Lana something October 20, 2020

shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

Face-Puppetry

When enthusiastically giving oral sex to woman, and lightly caressing the inner thigh area around the outskirts of the vulva right as she is about to have a tremendous orgasm, which expeditiously increases the volume of clinch to which a woman enters the climatic throes around said giver's head. This may be increased by very quiet humming and slight head movement, which causes a reverberation between her thighs. Essentially, creating a more pleasurable servicing to the woman receiving the aforementioned oral sex in which the person giving should be duty bound to repeat until leg muscles have become numb and tingly, mild cramping, or until lustful rapture can take no more.

It was our first time so I decided to go all out, I spent nearly and hour and half eating her out and giving some ridiculous face-puppetry that she will never forget!

by gringo_mandingo December 16, 2012

Face Prank

Making a funny face when you answer a video call such as Facetime or Skype. This usually results in a great laugh when the call is answered

Ricky makes a Facetime call to K-Dogg. Just before the call is answered he makes a funny face which he can see in his front camera. When K-Dogg answers he sees his wacky face and laughs.

You've just been Face Pranked!

by Schmidlapp84,K-Dogg,LCPL Ricky January 10, 2013