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Trials Syndrome

When you've just died after doing really well in a hard level and on your next attempt you're suddenly doing horribly.

Named after the "Trials" franchise.
Aw come on, I've got trials syndrome now!
by The Omega Fan May 3, 2020
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Anniee Syndrome

Named after the famous osu! superstar and top 20k player Anniee (former player, currently busy dating FlyingTuna), the Anniee Syndrome is a condition where a person can not type with his keyboard properly for at least 3 tries
Anniee: It cgabged
Anniee: It cnhange
Anniee: It changed
bl0ndie: Anniee Syndrome strikes again...
by bl0ndie_osu May 9, 2020
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Furlough Syndrome

Similar to the effects of Stockholm Syndrome

This describes people who have been put on furlough that now face the grim prospect of returning to work after months of government funded drinking but would rather not.

Now people are becoming accustomed to their new way of life of being paid to be philosophical and wake up in the mid afternoon their dreams are shattered at there boss phones to say we’re open again and you’ll have to earn your money. This call would have been welcomed in the before times instead of redundancy , but now you’ve had the greener grass, you’d rather stay home with your family and maybe have a go on the washing up.

For the last few weeks the most taxing thing that’s happened is an awkward handover from a food delivery driver, almost like they were handing over a primed dirty bomb, once the box is inside and had a quick going over with some antibac your laughing.

Sadly this greener grass is wilting though and the treasury is out of cash to keep it going. You need to cut your own hair to look reasonable and order some overpriced masks to protect yourself and head out on an expedition to the office (insert soiling sound)

Stay safe
Worker 1: Garry not coming back to work then?

Worker 2: No, he got Furlough Syndrome and couldn’t face coming back. He’s on universal credit until he feels “less stressed..... and sober”
by Mr roborobo May 11, 2020
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Conductor Syndrome

When a person listens to an intense and/or awesome soundtrack or song (whether it be video game music, opera, or classical), and they get so pumped and psyched by the music itself. That they go to the extent of pretending to have a composing baton in their hand, and pretend to a have their own ensemble of which they pretend to fictionally conduct music by. Flailing of the arms in a Conductor-esc. manner and the jerking of the head are only a few of the symptoms.
Person #1: "Hey dude, look at that guy over there. He's just swinging his arms around and jerking his head around. The lad looks like an absolute madman! Mate!"

Person #2: "He's either suffering from Conductor Syndrome , or he is a complete madman."

Person #1: " What's 'Conductor Syndrome?'

Person #2: " A supposed 'syndrome' that affects fellows of whom are listening to classical, opera, video game, or composed music. That they become a pretend-composer and have an their own little pretend-ensemble of which they act like the composer to. It's honestly quite common, people do it because it gives them an extra boost of intensity in their bones."

Person #1: "Wow, never have I heard of such a thing. *Starts listening to Dark Souls soundtrack*:"

Person #2: "Wow! You're unconsciously doing it, and you've never even heard of it ."

Person #1: "Wait, how is this possible?"

Person #2: "Well, look at that! You're a natural! Anyways, seeyah!"

Person #1: "K, seeyah!"
by GopnikGavin May 11, 2020
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Director Syndrome

Film directors/creators hate or not satisfied with their final products after hundreds of hours of production, while everyone else loves it. In truth, they are more sick of it than anything else.

This is also evident in other art forms.
Carry is having Director Syndrome over that painting, even though everyone loves it and the school papers call it a masterpiece.
by anrtist May 13, 2020
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Big Ball Syndrome (BBS)

When your balls swell up during inter course
What are those?
Sorry. I think I may have Big Ball Syndrome (BBS)
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020
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boredom crime syndrome

bored crime syndrome or BCS for short is when your sooo bored you commit a crime. Usually this is rare but sense the quarantine it become more common .
Person 1: i'm so bored .
Person 2: yea me to what should we do?
Person 3: lets commit a crime.
All : Yea!!!
docter: it seems you have boredom crime syndrome

All:NOO!!!!
by GABRIALD May 16, 2020
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