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Jew Baby

A young white guy who is often described the criminal street version of a well known super hero or celebrity.
When I was in Louisiana I went to the casino to buy hookers drugs and gamble and I legit met Indiana Jones from the gutter his real name was Jew Baby but he was a pimp plug problem! While the hooker was topping me off he stole my car and he was so charismatic I didn't even mind
by IVMethCrunchyLlama April 9, 2023
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Baby Metal

Babymetal (Japanese: ベビーメタル, Hepburn: Bebīmetaru) is a Japanese kawaii metal band consisting of Suzuka Nakamoto as "Su-metal", Moa Kikuchi as "Moametal" and Momoko Okazaki as "Momometal". The band is produced by Kobametal from the Amuse talent agency. Their vocals are backed by heavy metal instrumentation, performed by a group of session musicians known as the "Kami Band" at performances.
by Juniper loves jupiter December 10, 2023
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Schrödinger’s baby

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Lumber Babies

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.
by Porksword153 January 4, 2024
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Baby Belly

When you eat too much an instantly become lethargic and fall asleep, much like a baby.
Kyle ate too much pizza last night and got baby belly on me.
by thethiefprince December 29, 2018
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Suck baby

Something that is created by two or more people that is awful.
I heard your bands new album. You produced a real suck baby..

Unfortunately, our group project turned out to be a suck baby.
by David Lee Bawth December 13, 2021
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