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The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid
Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no
Your face by Mr.Potatoface January 3, 2014

your shitting me 

Dave: I shagged that mud donkey from club eden the other night and she had fish watever disease. She smelled like a mouldy bream.
James: your shitting me !
your shitting me by K100P May 20, 2014

your mom 

The best insult/response to anything.
Person a: *whispers* What are we doing?!? Person b: YOUR MOM!!!!
Class: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!
your mom by willtheboss June 10, 2014

Your mom 

Something idiots say when they have no good comeback
When asked who his favorite porn star was, he said 'Your Mom'
Your mom by MicTheLawl June 10, 2014

your mom 

what you say when you want to ignore your friend
bitch guy: What's 1+1?
you: your mom
your mom by jl0728 May 31, 2015

your mom 

a phrase you can respond to anything with
Bailey: This test looks easy
Destiny: Your mom looks easy
your mom by jayhauk1 May 7, 2016