Bazooka Wormhole

A geek obsession that results in countless lost hours exhausting every aspect of trivia related to the niche subject.

A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.

Danny receives an email from Hot Topic announcing a ”50% Off Clearance Items” sale. Danny examines Hot Topic web site and stumbles upon a “G.I. Joe Bazooka Jersey T-Shirt.” Danny suffers spaz attack and places order. Levels of spaz in blood stream remain high impelling Danny to:
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka

Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"

The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.

by CantinaDan January 19, 2010

garbage worms

These are mainly horrible white maggots that infest the garbage dumpsters and cans as soon as the temperature is 50 degrees in the spring. Sometimes weird black or grub worms will be mixed in. Big brothers love to traumatize their younger siblings by telling them stories of how they will eat them, before turning a wave of them toward their sibling with the garden hose. When the siblings get older, say adolescent age, they may burn and terrorize garbage worms with molotov cocktails and pipe bombs.

"Those little white worms will eat you if you let them." MOMMY! Timmy sicced a wave of garbage worms at me in the driveway!"

by Running out of patience March 8, 2008

wormmunism

wormmunism is essentially communism but we only talk about worms. we do not use first person, as we are a subspecies of communists. we are inevitable. we are worms.

wormrade one: hello wormrade 2. how are we today?
wormrade 2: we are inevitable as always, wormrade one. Thank us for asking.
wormrade one: we are glad. we knew we would be inevitable. everyworm is inevitable with wormmunism.

by racgg July 8, 2019

Jelly Worming

1. The act of a male masturbating with their own body flab.

2. A male having sex with another's body flab.

1. Bubba was aroused when he saw Rosie O'Donnell, and preceded Jelly worming.

2. When Bubba and Rosie were performing coitus later that night, Bubba thought it would be enjoyable to Jelly Worm her.

by L I V E August 18, 2009

Gummy Wormer

An individual with a soft penis fetish. Someone who prefers performing oral on a flaccid cock.

I had a little touch of the whiskey dick the other night. I was afraid Dana was going to be pissed but found out she's a gummy wormer. Best soft head ever braaaahhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

wormtailsmissingtoe31

a tiktoker who makes videos about percy jackson and dream smp. kinda stupid ngl

jk they're smarter than all of us

did you see wormtailsmissingtoe31's new video? i loved it! his edits are amazing.

by nicoshappymeal June 12, 2021

wormzai

My beloved. He is the reason why we all exist today. Without wormzai, we would all be sad, sad, sad humans. We all must thank wormzai, for he is out lord and saviour. I love him so much. God, bless his little soul, and bless all his amazing stans. All those who do not believe/acknowledge/hate Wormzai shall perish in the name of wormzai.

Person 1 : I love wormzai!
Followingwormzaihaters : Yuck! Ur so disgusting! I bet you have a piss kink
Person 2 : Ew a wormzai hater! Lets all hate on him 🤬🤬

by yosanosgf October 17, 2021