yeehaw willy

The act of cutting someone's penis off, (usually a longer penis) and swinging it around obove your head and screaming yeehaw

Girl 1: hey.. I wanted to to try something new...
Guy 1: what did you wanna try?
Girl1: a yeehaw willy!
Guy1: but I like my penis!

by Brookcat April 15, 2022

raw willy

when somebody gives you a wet willy but without using their finger, only tongue

"Did you give her a wet willy?"

"No, I just gave her a raw willy"

by syd_j0 June 4, 2022

Will 'Willy' White

William Paul White is an Irish professional gangster yo and is known to the streets as "Tha Colossal Willy".

Will once had a heart attack and his heart lost.

Will once drowned a fish.

Will once got Covid and he made Covid go into lockdown.

When Will drops rizz he makes sure it doesn't get back up.

Ghosts tell scary stories about Will White at camp fires.

When Will crosses the road cars look both ways.
Dinosours once talked shit about Will, where are the dinosours are now?

Damn Will 'Willy' White got that dawg in him!

by arnold12345 November 12, 2022

J WILLY

Often referred to as being the gayest member of a group. Likes dick alot.

"see that gay kid over there, that must be J WILLY"

by Hot Dudes November 14, 2022

pickled willy cheese

When a man has collected dick cheese and pickled it.

Jimmy:" I fancy some pickled willy cheese."
Tim:"Would you like some if mine? It's Brent pickling for 4 months."
Jimmy:"Oh gee oh golly yes please!"

by Willycheeseconsumer November 16, 2022

Cousin willy

Nickname gave to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany in the BBC's rap "The cause of World War One! Origins: Rap Battle | WW1 Uncut - BBC" by king Georges V of Great Britain, today it's sometime used as a reference/joke in history meme circles, along with the German war dance of the same song, by the way the account of the same name is the 3rd most liked comment of this video.

Kaiser Wilhelm II: Still proud of my german war dance 108 years later
Georges V: Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly, you be trippin' by flippin' the bird willy-nilly

by Myri from the E.U. January 13, 2023

chilli willy

A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.

When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.

You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.

Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.

Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.

Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.

by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023