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Pulling a Weasley 

Pulling a Weasley, refers to when one is having a terrible/boring day at school, and decides to leave, whilst creating a lot of havoc and mischeif. (Deprived from The 5th Harry Potter book, when two twins with the last name Weasley, get tired of having to listen to a terrible new teacher, and decide to leave, and in the process lighting A lot of fire works, and destroying a large chunk of the school).
"One more class like that, and Im going to be Pulling a Weasley"

weasleysexual

Someone who is only attracted to Weasleys.E.g Fred Weasley,George Weasley,Ron weasley,Ginny Weasley etc
Yeah i’m ‘Weasleysexual’

Weselbeast 

A person with abnormal powers in the spot of ultimate, ranging from mind control to teleportation. This mysterious creature is the second evolution of the mythical Wesley kotas.
Oh my god! Look a weselbeast!
Weselbeast by #brotan# October 18, 2018

wease the juice 

An act that normally takes place in a gas station or convenience store in which one places his/her open mouth underneath the spout of an ICEE/Slurpee slushy machine, and proceeds to pull down on the dispensing lever so that the delicious frozen product (juice) can be easily deposited into the oral cavity. Ferocious brain freeze typically ensues. It is usually done stealthily in order to escape without paying, since it is essentially stealing or "weasing" (like a weasel) another establishment's product. This concept was demonstrated perfectly by Pauly Shore in the movie "Encino Man."
Godamnit you crazy road lizard if you wease the juice from my store one more time I will smack your face off of your face.

Person #1: Dude I was out mowing the lawn all day so I went to the Circle K to wease a little juice.

Person #2: Shut up man I have a migraine.
wease the juice by MorningX July 26, 2009

Weasley Twins 

The Original Pranksters of the Harry Potter series. Funny, creative, amazing at creating pranks for the Hogwarts kids. They are known for their shop.
AKA Wizard Wheezes
These are made up from my friends

Jayke- Did you hear that the Weasley Twins pulled a prank on Oliver Wood?
Mallana- No, but i heard that that they puled a prank on Umbridge?
Jayke- Yeah, I heard about that.

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck

An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.
Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.