unicornism

a (hopefully temporary...but probably not) religious status on facebook in which the member wishes to capture the unicorn of her life but will most definitely never able to since he is in love with someone (or something) else. being part of this religion truly sucks. Commonalities: denial, hopefullness, ever-so declining self confidence and potential insanity.

Religious Views: unicornism.

I love him but he doesnt love me. I only have him as my unicorn, not that i would want to own him or anything.. awkward....

story of my life.

by ash........ketchum April 12, 2008

hornless unicorn

This is when a girl, out of sheer anger, starts banging her head against a wall. Only, instead of a wall, it is another girl's vagina.

Whoah, Terrence made that girl so mad that she gave the hornless unicorn to everybody in Michigan. I wonder what he did.

by pozzletoff September 4, 2005

Unicorn

A girl who is so beautiful that she attains mythical status and is impossibly far out of anyone's league.

Man, Nicole is so perfect... I wish she were my girlfriend. But alas, she is a unicorn.

by Three Thirty Three September 24, 2010

unicorn blood

Pink juice created by mixing gin with pink lemonade and fruit punch.

You gotta try this unicorn blood homes, word is bond, this shit is whackin.

by Dr. Chovorkiean? October 29, 2009

Magic Unicorn

When a man and a woman or a man and a man have intercourse right before man A achieves orgasm the reciver gets under man A and places his genitallia on there forged and makes a unicorn like horn. Man A proceeded to orgasm and shoots a white rainbow off the horn.

I tried to do a Magic Unicorn on mike last night.

by Mcswaggfirenuts March 9, 2015

Unicorn

The first guy or girl you ever loved, the one that still pops into your head from time to time

Also known as "the one that got away"

That person you call crying when you're drunk because you "miss them so much"

"Is it bad that I just stalked through every single one of my unicorn's pictures on facebook?"

*Makes something to eat* "My unicorn used to eat..."

by Annersia October 25, 2012

Unicorn

The male version of 'cougar.' An older gay or bisexual man hitting on a younger man. They are called unicorns because they are horny and pretty.

I was watching the game at a bar, and this hottie hot, clearly in his late 40s, came and started hitting on me. Such a unicorn! rhino manther cougar

by MikeByson January 11, 2015