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Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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5.5-tuple-third-cousin

5.5-tuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eleven great-great-grandparents in common.
My 5.5-tuple-third-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.
I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.
by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023
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Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-triple-third-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Third Imposter

A third imposter is a person who acts like an imposter in the game among us while he is an innocent crewmate and gets every other innocents killed
Oh look a confirmed crewmate who scanned
D4 being third imposter: omg that person is an imposter I saw him vent I swear

*Innocent confirmed crewmate gets thrown out the ship*
by The Funny Guy 69 December 23, 2020
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Redneck Third Base

Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....
by Tex in affect February 26, 2023
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Third World

Having to wait in a long line for a basic items like healthcare, prescriptions, or food bc of poor management practices or lack of infrastructure.
Wow, why are all these people loitering around the Walmart pharmacy? This is so third world.
by AlmaHolzhert July 3, 2025
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