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table swipe

Noun- When two horny individuals need some immediate action and the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person passionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on.
We couldn't wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and I broke my favorite vase... but it was worth it!
by avery de la 408 July 16, 2008
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Tablet Security Device

an idiot - "Pill-Lock"
Look at that tablet security device, he can't drive
by colley301279 August 27, 2007
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Tableface

A particular form of deepface using a solid surface to prevent too much wriggling and/or enjoyment on her part
"I reckon we should get the shorter tables baby - more accesible for the ol' tableface"
by theashtonstrangler January 11, 2009
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TableFuck

Noun- A Female who one meets at a party (drunk of course) and is to ugly to bring back to sex in the bed, therefore something like a table or car will do.
Examples

Drunken College Male 1- Dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?

Drunken College Male 2- Nah dude, just a "TableFuck"
by King of illy December 11, 2009
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Tableing

In Tabletop or Board Games involving armies, tableing or to table someone is to completely and utter wipe out an opponent's unit from the board, often in an aggressive manner.

Sometimes, not always, tableing someone requires that the army had been built specifically to destroy another person's army, or to ignore strategics assets in order to bring more firepower, so tableing someone on purpose can be considered rude, especially by the loser.
Player 1: "Ok, I move my flamethrower units closer to your last squad and fire. *rolls* That's 8 hits."

Player 2: "Rolling to save. *rolls* Nothing. You wiped out the whole squad. Damn it, I've been tabled!"

PLayer 1/Observer: "Maybe you should try different units to avoid tableing"
by Luke_Prowler July 30, 2010
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tabletard

A retarded table unable to act like a normal table.
Dude! Your table is such a tabletard!
by Mr Whippy XD November 29, 2010
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tadeo's chilon

tadeo's chilon-another word for habanero
Damn tadeo's chilon was hot.
by bwgfwh May 19, 2016
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