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Surprise Dick

A person who at first seems very nice, but at a later time reveals that they are in fact a total dick.
Me: Mr. Johnson, will you please accept this paper? I only couldn't turn it in because my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer. You seem like a reasonable enough guy.

Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!

Me: Damn what a surprise dick
by NICKBERT August 15, 2010
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Surprise Gary

A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.
"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."
by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013
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Surprise Reach Back

When your hitting your girl’s pussy from behind and she surprises you with a reach back and grabs your knob and glides it up and in the booty hole for a little surprise anal.
Rachel gave the surprise reach back last night. It was awesome. Finally got to hit that booty.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
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Serph

The best protagonist from the Megami Tensei franchise
Damn bro is that Serph?! Did you see that duck flip he did with the pistol? He could definitely beat Joker in a fight!
by Johnnylovesbugstoomuch October 26, 2020
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Diaper Surprise

The chunks of not quite absorbed cocoa mix at the bottom of the glass. Seen after completion of beverage.
I finished my hot chocolate, and of course, looked in and saw the diaper surprise!
by .Bruk November 15, 2009
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shotgun surprise

the act of slapping ones girlfirend or lover to wake them up and then blowing your load in their face.
derrick thought it would be funny if he woke his girlfriend up with a shotgun surprise, but the joke was on him because now he's single
by shocktrooper December 9, 2010
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Hymen Surprise

When you don't know the chick you're fucking is a virgin, and you break her hymen, causing her to bleed everywhere and then use her blood as lube.
Did you see that awesome hymen surprise last night
by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011
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