Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.

Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.

by dalegato June 15, 2011

shower stroke

A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)

Tam gave Kev an amazing shower stroke.

by kman142 July 31, 2022

Day one strokes

Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them

I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.

by Grantivanschilte April 18, 2024

exertion stroke

A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.

"That dom must be doing his weights, I can clearly hear the exertion strokes"

by Griffith de la cruz November 9, 2008

1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

Hot stroke

When you see someone so absolutely flabbergastingly hot you become incapable of functioning. Alternatively, When you can’t help but stare at someone very attractive.

Taylor Swift is so hot every time I see her I have a Hot stroke

by anonymous August 13, 2023

sleep stroking

The act of stroking another's genitalia while sleeping in bed. Another nocturnal activity similar to sleep walking. The "sleep stroker" may pretend to be asleep or actually asleep.

I didn't touch you without consent, I swear I was sleep stroking!

by Dr. Sleep August 18, 2021