smack monkey

Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead

Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.

smack monkey by leimagnus September 25, 2013

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Got my sheckdaddys so I'm ready to hit Tel Aviv!

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-Waaaaatuuuuush!-

Dylan "IM GONNA SMACK DEM TITTIES!"
Nicole "Can I see your nips?"
Dylan "What?"
Nicole "Nothing, You heard nothing..."

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When you wake up in the early morning and masturbate, but before you climax you shout "SmackaDoodleDoo!" to wake up your neighbors.

Cheryl: What was that sound ?
Bob: Oh, that was just our neighbor SmackaDoodleDooing

SmackaDoodleDoo by B@B September 22, 2015

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Sexy af or looking fresh

Damn we look smack af hunny how do I look today? You look smackkk babes

Smack by Robnasty147 February 2, 2017

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Another word for 'sex' often used in a joking manner

Megan: wanna have cheeky bum secks?
Molly: haha sure man!

Secks by Brooke nichol September 6, 2017

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this word is often used to describe the distribution of white sauce, often in correlation with things one puts in their mouth

You need to have secks with your cinnamon rolls
Your salad needs secks
Fettuccine Alfredo without secks is no better than spaghetti

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