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head and shoulders

When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you throw up in her hair and rub it in.
"she was going down on me, and i finished her off with a head and shoulders."

shoulder cannon 

Shoulder mounted weapon seen in the movie predator during the late 1980's.
That dude's head just got took off by that shoulder cannon!
shoulder cannon by Joshua Tapp January 13, 2004

shoulder dive 

When one places a miniature picnic table on the floor, lies next to it, and rolls until their shoulder crushes the picnic table. (The shoulder dive should take place in front of the small child that made the picnic table).
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming
Jamie: Jay, you so just laid down the shoulder dive on that kids picnic table.
Jay: Damn right I did.
shoulder dive by Jamie Chennells December 31, 2007

Shoulder Candy 

When a male/female is with someone way out of their league.
Seal with Heidi Klum. Heidi is Shoulder Candy
Shoulder Candy by faustzeno October 22, 2009

Shoulder bowling

The act of rushing through a crowd of people and slamming your shoulders into strangers as you hurry to a destination.
I was shoulder bowling people all day because my boss had me rushing back and forth between the office and the factory. blocking, crowd blocking, shoving, pushing, ramming, hitting
Shoulder bowling by joecoolthefool January 22, 2015

Shoulder dance 

Also known as the "Uzi dance" made popular by Lil Uzi Vert.
Guy #1: Aye, check out my Uzi shoulder dance bro.
Guy#2: Shit is lit fam