If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

Ricers

Slow cars that look ugly. Ricers have very little power. Ricers are cars that people will put mufflers on that make the car sound like an angry pack of bees, cold air intakes, body kits, big spoilers, and oversized rims on.

Them ricers thought they were cool doing burn outs at the red light until alittle ways down the road i passed them in my truck.....only doing 90 and it looked like they were standing still.

by ME July 1, 2004

River Dick

It's when you go into freazing water and you dick shrivels up...

John and I went to the river and it was so cold i got river dick...

by Sara April 5, 2005

bull rider

During sexual intercourse, you tell your partner that you have HIV/AIDS and you see how long you can stay on. Hence, "The Bullrider."

I pulled a bull rider on Mary last night.

by Johnson Doe June 25, 2006

ricer fly by

The act of passing a person letting off the gas after beating you by 2 car lengths

Haha that prelude didnt have a chance against my rsx-type s
now get ready for his ricer fly by

by JoeJoe December 3, 2005

Ricer

A person with a horrendously funny confusion between style and substance. Not all ricers are fuckwits, the ones who get their Civic DX and put 20"s and lawnmower exhausts on them are.

Ricer: Civic DX, complete with fart pipes, neon lighting, completely stock engine, and 8000 decals including a Ralliart one and a Mugen one next to each other. Non-painted aero kit.

Not a ricer: twin-turbo RX-7, with modest rear wing, 16" alloys and good tires. No aero kit. Maybe a limited-slip. Non-audible blow-off valves on turbo. No carbon-fiber to be seen. Good-sounding exhaust

REALLY not a ricer: 1955 Willys-Overland Pickup, 35" BFG M-T'S, Mercruiser 350, NV4500 5-speed, true 4WD, Detroit lockers.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

river run

Jumping in the St. Clair River (between Sarnia and Port-Huron) from the breakwall at the point and letting the current take you under the BlueWater Bridges. This is typically done on the Canadian side of the border as they Americans are pussies and can't handle swimming in the middle of a frieght-ship route. Other activities surrounding the river-run include bridge jumps (from the base of the bridges anchors), and also Cove-runs (a river run which is twice the distance and starts at the Canatara Cove). Although typically viewed as dangerous, due to the current, possible undertow, waves, and large quantities of boats and ships that pass down the river, it is normal to view hundreds of people doing river-runs every day. They are also most popular at night between 9pm and 2am, just to add to the fun.

"Lets hit up the bridges for some river run tonight around midnight."

"Wow, the Americans are the biggest pussies in the world for not doing river runs. What type of retard can't handle this little swim."

by Sergant Dangles January 18, 2007