Read p

An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see

Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p

by Dangerous golf ball June 13, 2021

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Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

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Related Words

reado • readol • Readolsif • readon • readonding • readonlymode • Readophile • Readophilia • readophobia • reading

read

reading is communicating knowledge, reciting or like looking

get rick rolled (read first letter of each word)

by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 5, 2021

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To understand what I’m about to tell you, you need to do something first. You need to believe in the impossible. can you do that? Good. You see that red blur running past your house that’s him. That too. There he is again. His name is Robert Readnower. He is the fastest man alive. His story is pretty simple. His whole life he’s been running. Usually from his mom. Sometimes he escaped. Sometimes he did not. But after he got struck by lightning that night, he was running from something much scarier. Something he could never explain. Something impossible.

You see the circumstances of a Readnower’s birth is irrelevant, it is what they do with the gift of life that determines who they are and there is only one Readnower left until the name dies off so why not go down in history for ruling the world.

If one is born insane or of incest they might be a Readnower

If you only heal your friends especially Ricky in any game you might be a Readnower

If you absolutely hate Brandon walker with every fiber in your being you might be a Readnower

by KingRedBeard October 16, 2021

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