dirty peter

A male that has feces on his penis from anal sex or his his penis has been pooped on.

That guy Al is a dirty peter, I saw him coming out of the bathroom stall with Johnson.

by slinky30 July 30, 2008

like pete rose

Used when screwed over, or taken advantage off; reflecting on the failure of Pete Rose making it into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

"Did you hear the teacher failed me by 1 point? I was fucked in the ass like Pete Rose."

by Robert L November 17, 2004

Small Hands, Large Peter

A man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.

Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"

Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."

by T_rump_supporter April 18, 2013

Pete

Argentine word for blowjob.
A derivative of the word "Chupete" (pacifier).
It´s pronounced "Peh-teh".

... Haceme un pete y vemos (Do me a Pete and we´ll see)

by Argentinman June 28, 2008

PETER MARTON

The Best, the Real Deal

Oh, that's not Peter Marton? He can't be the best then.

by OLIVIA MADRID January 12, 2008

Peter

The Last TimeLord

"who's that person over there"

"must be a peter"
"why"
"he's just awesome"

by herkys November 5, 2011

Pete Buttigieg

When your wall street donors are on speaker phone telling you which position to fuck your husband

Me: "You wanna Pete Buttigieg tonight?"
Myboyfriend: " Yea let me call Jamie Dimon real quick."

Jamie Dimon : "Yea now fuck em while he's self sucking"

by IwasBarackObama October 21, 2020