sit on Gray's pipe

A euphemism for a sexual style aka cowboy sex.
Sometimes confused with a morning hard on

Emma asked if she could sit on Gray's pipe.

No problem I'll just lay back then said Gray!

Past tense:-
I sat on Gray's pipe this morning said Emma

by Blade2good December 9, 2010

Laid me some pipe

Intercourse

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.

by setbridge November 12, 2012

Spicy Meat Pipe

The act of smothering your dick with sriracha sauce and getting it sucked.

My girlfriend gave me a spicy meat pipe last night and it felt wonderful.

by Boner Farts December 8, 2014

my bird hit the pipe

A reference to a downpoint in ones life pertaining to the once popular game, "Flappy Bird". This term indicates a moment or circumstance in which someone is emotionally affected negatively and uses the metaphor "my bird hit the fan" to represent their life coming to a halt or changing for the worse.

Bro#1: Aw man I'm so stoked for this gnarly hot chocolate
Bro#2: Dude I'm so happy for you
Bro#1: FUCK MAN I TRIPPED AND DROPPED MY HOT CHOCOLATE. MY BIRD HIT THE PIPE
Bro#2: THAT FUCKIN SUCKS MAN

by dudebrognarlyswag January 6, 2015

Give a little pipe

The act of showing affection via the art of penetrative sexual intercourse.

Give a little pipe.

“You can fight for your country, you can die for your country, but you can’t give your teacher a little pipe?” -Matt Terry FB 2018

by BeanDip Darryl February 10, 2018

Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation

When one partner paints them self in blue and lies on a board of nails with an X formation, formed by their arms and legs and then places a pipe with a circumference of 5cm above their entry point. Then the other starts by continuously jumping up and down on a diving board to gain height once enough height is gained, the person will then superman with their penis head facing the pipe into the first partner's entry point. Once completed, the room should be full of red (blood, from the pipe, which is too small to fit the girth of an average male penis), blue (paint, from the woman receiving a dripping blood penis) and white(semen or if done with caucasian people). With all these colors you've now decorated the room with a Norwegian flag.

Guy: Hey want to perform the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation.

Rachel: mmm... I don't know.

Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it

Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube

2 hours later and a bloody penis...

Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"

Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!

by SpectresRowdy September 20, 2018

Tennessee Titan Pipe

A Tennessee Titan pipe is the act of shitting in a condom and telling your teacher to force fuck you in the anus wearing the condom. It can be played as a game too, whoever’s condom busts first, due to the overflow of shit, loses.

“Hey man did you hear what happened to John? I heard he lost Tennessee Titan Pipe and hasn’t showed up to school in weeks.”

by Climax Grizzly October 8, 2019