peking fuck

Sweetest, tenderest, most phenomenal sex with a Chinese person.

Susan: "So Gloria, was Cheng as nice as he looked?"

Gloria: "Oh God yes. The minute he laid his hand on my leg, we were in the back seat having a peking fuck."

by WrecktumDelight July 27, 2024

Peking

The outdated spelling of Beijing.

I went to Peking recently.

by manoftheweirdwords August 5, 2024

Porking

When you elegantly stroke your meat to images of John pork

I saw my friend porking it in the science classroom

by Buttmoobs August 11, 2024

Parking Thirty

One specific and unnamed individual who always takes up 3 spots with his sedan

Person 1: "I hate that old parking thirty!"

Person 55: "Don't we all?"

by two me i ak March 7, 2024

Pecking

Grinding a small animal (usually a bird) into a paste using a mortar and pestle and using the paste as lube to jerk off.

Jay: Did you see that homeless guy pecking?
Dave: Of course I did, I almost joined in.

by cutespeak March 13, 2024

Pelking

The act of coughing up a loogie into your partners genitals.

Jelinda was eating out Nick when she decide to start pelking him.

by carterlmao March 17, 2024

Parking Penguin

An obese lot lizzard.

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.

by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024