bus nonce

A phrase used in the UK describing someone who is unhealthily infatuated with a Bus.

Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.

by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024

Negative Nonce

A person who likes children and also has a bad attitude and can be rude to her suspects.

Oh Hazel is such a negative nonce to Robert

by HazRob July 24, 2025

Grok Nonce

A nonce who asks Grok shit questions to be part of a noncey bandwagon.

Also, a lazy fucker who can't be bothered to search for information.

"Look at that fucking Grok Nonce, asking who his most famous follower is"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 11, 2025

Car-nonce

Someone who enjoys new cars

This car is fresh out the factory, you could say in a car-nonce

by CosmosFury September 9, 2025

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you

whos that over there

ally the fucking nonce

by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025