Rowing the Motorboat

A behavior involving

a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female

or
c. 1 male and 1 female.

This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.

Friend 1: damn bro did you hear about je'marcus
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat

by tahck May 28, 2014

the sloppy motor

The act of which a very large women (300 lbs +)pours scalding hot sloppy joe mix down her sweaty butt crack and a man motor boats the hot anus for as long as he can take the heat.

I'm going to give you the sloppy motor until you scream for mercy!

by Billy's test ice sickle January 30, 2014

The tennessee motor boat

When a tennessian man or woman participate in sexual intercourse that includes kool aid,pitbull,infant,vibrator,smoky mountains,and a full season of dukes of hazard on dvd and bluray,this usually takes place on sundays and with family gatherings,the man gets the dog to eat out and smother the baby with his poop-kool aid,as the baby eats it,the father shoves a vibrator in his left ear and violently thrusts in his direction howling like a wolf,this entire action sounds like a motor boat

Jimmy has never been the same since the tennessee motor boat.

by Nebraskaboi2299 June 8, 2018

do the motorbike

To put your face in a girl's boobs and make the noise of a motorbike shaking your head.

BigLow was kissing Jennifer on the disco's sofa when he put his face down to do the motorbike

by charlyybcn October 10, 2018

ashtray on a motorbike

Used to describe something utterly useless.

This app is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Bloody thing crashes every time I try to make a purchase.

by immediate 1 August 26, 2019

Full throttle motor

Going as fast as you can motorboating a girl's tits creating the sound of a v8 motor

Person 1: Yo i went full throttle motor on my missus
Person 2: whats full throttle motor

Person: motoboating a girl creating a v8 sound

by Nourmumgay November 24, 2019

Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.

Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.

by Adotl45 October 3, 2020