johnre

A sub-class of dudes wif da most common of male first names.

Are there more dudes wif a certain first name in Wisconsin (whether they have a similar-sounding last name or work in lumber yards is optional), or is dat a "johnre" dat basically spans da entire nation?

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

Johnrobbed

Covering theatrical flats with wallpaper, after refusing to accept the inevitability of having to paint them and using substandard ply covering that is not suitable for painting.

I’ve made some flats out of shit ply so now I’m going to have to cover them in wallpaper. The flats have been Johnrobbed

by Theannoyinglampie July 29, 2021

Johnrobbed

The swift unloading of any item from a HGV using a pallet stacker to catapult said item to the floor. Will always result in damage to said item and risk to life.

“Why is all that cable ramp on the floor and why is that stillage snapped?” “Ahh, it’s been Johnrobbed”

by Theannoyinglampie July 29, 2021

Johnny Welly man

A broke man who is beloved by the whole of st Helens. He unfortunately passed away on Saturday 21st of August 2021 after years of wondering the streets and enjoying a good Greg's

Chav 1: Johnny welly man has passed away

Chav 2: and absolutely tragedy R.I.P legend

by Jupiter 06 August 21, 2021

Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville is a guy who got famous for being a jackass. He's a dilf. He broke his penis once and even had his eyeball pop out twice.

Johnny Knoxville is so hot but is kind of stupid.

by johnnyknoxvilleshoe September 8, 2021

Johnny suh

a man who is very warm-hearted with his beautiful lips, and a handsome face, he loves his mother very much, and takes care of his younger siblings, a man who does not know despair, who wants to try and always smiles in every situation, a man who makes my days colorful, a man who can put a smile on my face, and a man who is the reason I live happily

Johnny suh

by Na.johnny November 23, 2021

Johnny-biased Adawiyah

An Adawiyah whose bias is Johnny is likely to be a cute person. She's a good listener, and is a very hot person. She's just a perfect definition of a girlfriend material. Oh, not to forget that she's a dirty minded person too!

She's a Johnny-biased Adawiyah? Damn, she's hot.

by YourWife1001 November 23, 2021