Johnrobbed

To end up with a large hangover due to the persuasive power of an individual. The individual will persuade you to stay and drink more without having to try too hard. Especially used in the Arts Community on launch nights and social gatherings.

Scott - Eurgh I feel awful

Pete - I thought you weren't staying out late last night

Scott - I wasn't but i was totally Johnrobbed

Pete - Again?!

Johnrobbed by EdWinchester August 27, 2013

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Johnrobbed

Covering theatrical flats with wallpaper, after refusing to accept the inevitability of having to paint them and using substandard ply covering that is not suitable for painting.

I’ve made some flats out of shit ply so now I’m going to have to cover them in wallpaper. The flats have been Johnrobbed

Johnrobbed by Theannoyinglampie July 29, 2021

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Johnrobbed

The swift unloading of any item from a HGV using a pallet stacker to catapult said item to the floor. Will always result in damage to said item and risk to life.

“Why is all that cable ramp on the floor and why is that stillage snapped?” “Ahh, it’s been Johnrobbed”

Johnrobbed by Theannoyinglampie July 29, 2021

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JohnRobertdean

The only one that is truly the reason money and love is so lucky.

He is good luck and blesses everyone with a good mans prescences.

Simply the Ω1

I honestly would be able to be normal if I was a johnrobertdean
That is just the highest honor.
-The president of the us government

JohnRobertdean by TheΩ one June 9, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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