Jason Kidding

Intentionally bringing up a bad joke or spilling a drink in order to divert the conversation or to "save time", typically done in a group setting.

As I was growing tired of her lengthy conversation, I realized it was time for a little jason kidding. So I "accidentally" spilled my water, just like that bitch ass Jason Kidd.

by LakersFoLife November 28, 2013

jason bourne'd

To disappear to someone's knowledge from the face of the earth without notice. When you wake up with a girl and erase all of your information from her phone to the fullest, block every form of social media, and then speed off. To block someone from every form of contact (unless they attempt so by extreme measure) from your life. To totally vanish and dispatch someone or a group of people from your life. Really useful when that Tinder chick turns out to be a psycho.

1. Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night, but in the morning she was a total bitch. I Jason Bourne'd her ass. She doesn't even remember my name.

by deltacharlie357 July 11, 2016

Jason

Jason is a bery special name can be spelt with the 5 months July August September October and November, Jason is also a very common name for the U.S it's also special The name Jason is for someone Special Kind Intelligent Well behaved and is Freaky in bed you don't want to get over on a Jason they'll peep something before you try and reverse it on you.

Jason is very kind

by Jayson0919 December 19, 2016

Jason

v. To incur an avoidable delay as a result of exercising maximal inefficiency or negligence.

My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.

by Murklewood January 3, 2017

Jason

The act of having group sex with mentally ill and high female then to put it on the internet

Guy1 yeah she's high as fuck
Guy2 man she's a total ruth we can pull a jason on her

by JasontherapistofLondonont March 10, 2017

jason kiernan

my nipples ran away

jason kiernan

by theabsolutepussydestroyer May 11, 2017

jason

idiot, jason is incompetent he does not know how to do anything he is just a bad person in general is do not trust this guy he will spill your secrets faster than you can say them (jason gosser)

why is jason here, ickkkk

by jg1978 August 20, 2017