jackson

jackson is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Jacksons have perfect dark eyes and hair, smiles and laughs, funny personalities, it all amounts to perfection. The second you lay eyes on jackson you will immediately fall in love and favor them over literally every single other person, they are the prettiest boys to walk the planet . just to be close to jackson would literally be an honor and he probably has tons of boys and girls fangirling over him. Anybody who says he is ugly maybe is just playing a weird prank on you, I mean COME ON have you seen jackson before? literally the definition of gorgeous. name an imperfection that he has... i'll wait🤨🤨 you can't come up with anything huh yea that's what i thought. he is so out of other people's league that people probably go blind and insane everytime they see him. i don't know seems like a pretty reasonable thing if people actually say he is ugly. Jackson he will forever be the prettiest thing you have ever laid eyes.

who is that??

its jackson

wow.

ikr isnt he mindblowingly devastatingly gorgeous??

yes

by buggie <3 April 11, 2022

Jason

1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis

1. He Jason'd himself all his life.
2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?"
3. I named my cock Jason, and same with my testes!

by JAILBAIT562 April 27, 2008

Jason

A person who is funny, smart, and loves to joke around. He may do this often and it may also affect his friendship with others. He tries to act like a cool kid when in reality he is not. He is who he is and he will not let anyone change that. Sometimes the things he says offends people or makes them angry but he is just looking for somebody to notice him. He feels lonely and needs comfort. When he likes a woman he will not give up on her. When he is in a relationship he is faithful and will do whatever he can to make her happy. Jason is honest and he is a thinker. He says whatever is on his mind and people respect that. Overall, Jason is just a normal guy that will go out of his way for you and is respectful and caring to the ones he loves.

Girl 1: so i heard you're dating a jason
Girl 2: Yup he was so funny and smart I love him

by FunnyGuy July 19, 2012

Peter Jackson

The greatest and most genius director ever! Has directed many movies, but most famous for Lord of the Rings trilogy...

"Hey did you hear about Peter Jackson's newest movie?"

by Heather December 9, 2004

Jason David Frank

The most kick ass of all the Power Rangers. Played Tommy Oliver who was the Green, White, Red Zeo, and Black rangers. He basically is the greatest man to ever live. He fuckin' kicked a T-Rex in the goddamn face.

Idiot: Jason David Frank totally sucks!

Me: (Roundhouse kicks Idiot in the goddamn face)

by B~Rizzle March 21, 2008

Janet Jackson'd

A nipple or boob slipped out of suprise; an exposed breast without the notice of a women until too late.

Leyla from the Raw Diva search Janet Jackson'd near the middle of the Bikini Boot Camp!

by Psycho Neo July 31, 2005

Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia

A school where there is, indeed, a vast population of stoners, fake-emos, posers, and transfer kids. The transfer kids are the ones who do not want to go to the ghey schools that they should be going to (in Gainesville, Haymarket, Bristow, or Woodbridge), so they choose to enter the I.B. program. Also known as the "hardass program that might get you into a good college" program.
Stonewall is only good if you're in the IB program, because the regular classes are pathetically easy.

Kid 1: I go to Stonewall Jackson & I'm "emo"!
Kid 2: I'z go 2 da SJ n ah'm GANGSTAAA!
Kid 3: Tards. Stonewall Jackson high school in Northern Virginia is only good for the IB program. You're all going to end up working the corners for money while I'm attending college.

by CacapoopoopeepeeShire September 16, 2008