Cousin-in-law

My cousins spouse.

My cousin John’s wife, Jane is my cousin-in-law.

by Blacktears80 September 16, 2018

Barbara’s Law

If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.

I wish she would just stop. We are well into Barbara’s Law at this point

by Titonymous September 19, 2018

Law of Josh

Life will give you your deepest desires and fantasy when the right time comes.

I've always dreamt of licking wine off someones back while it drips and the law of josh made it happen.

by cocacoladreams April 6, 2022

Cameron's Law

Cameron's-Law describes the phenomenon experienced by a group of friends attempting to intently watch a video or listen to a podcast (Other forms of audio/visual media may apply). The Law state's that the longer the video is, the more likely it is to be loudly interrupted (often times in an entirely unrelated subject) by another friend.

"We were about to find out who the killer was after a 2 hour build up when Cameron's Law kicked in."
"Did you guys miss much?"

"He started boastfully shouting about his stocks so we had to rewind 11 minutes."

by Yeet McGeeter January 14, 2021

Jill's Law

The phenomena named after a young woman who can't make sense of her actions, the law describes anything that doesn't make sense.

"dude why is my wifi lagging it worked literally 5 min ago"
"Jill's law man"
"Ah you right"

by NoEnd February 12, 2021

Law and Order

the general population’s education on legal cases and murder. Also a tv show that you will accidentally spend 6 hours watching instead of doing productive things.

Woman 1: I spend too much time watching law and order!
Woman 2: In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are there stories. DUN DUN

by Muffintime420_03 October 30, 2019

Lapras' Law

A method of appraisal in Pokemon GO where playing GBL is not necessary for success. If your screenshots are not built, your pokemon does not exist.

Lapras' Law

"I hatched this today im pretty hype about, definately will evolve and XL it for pvp and stuff"

"Would XL Togekiss still do good in open ML or is it better in the non XL league these days"

"My best shadow mamo yet, im hoping Johto tour can help me finish getting XLs for it"

"Should i use a 14 14 15 shadow machamp in XL ML"

"Would a regular hundo XL Hippowdon do okay in Master League XL, been debating maxing my hundo since i have the XLs for it, use it for pvp and maybe gyms randomly"

by Shiny DerpLapras February 28, 2022