hoboing drinks

When you are at a bar or some other social gathering and you see someone walking from table to table randomly consuming drinks that aren't theirs. Either due to the fact they are already very drunk, or both drunk and poor.

John: Hey, is that your sister hoboing drinks ?
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!

John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...

by ChickenVader March 11, 2016

Hobo Stew

Dog vomit.

Looky there! Fido just upchucked some hobo stew!

by Squidgeronimo September 29, 2020

Hobo Chat Bum

Arroe the deadbeat has-been hobo that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead has decided to live out the remainder of his life in a chat room. Hobo chat bum Arroe usually log in chat 24 hours 7 days a week.

My tent was stolen and i'm so broke right now, i'm just going to give up and become a Hobo Chat Bum.

by CariadLuvsTomHardy November 5, 2025

Horny hungry hobo

When someone is so hungry for that Dick they dress as a hobo, finds a busy intersection, and holds a sign stating they will gobble that Dick for anything.

Look Tim is such a cock sucker he’s pulling a horny hungry hobo on the corner of 1st and main st!!!!

by RS THE PIG January 13, 2022

hobo picking

when you break up bud with your fingers

i ain't got no grinder, looks like i'll be hobo picking that shit

by 420gmoney January 16, 2013

hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013

Hoboed

The taking of an item (usually of low cost) in order to survive.

"I hoboed off with a jar of peanut butter for dinner this week."

by Polly Histor December 14, 2021