fit stick

someone who is very good looking

"danielle is a fit stick"
"danielle has been hit with the fit stick"

by GrantyB February 22, 2008

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023

fit babu

A properly Dressed Kid.

Mom: Make sure to be a Fit babu for your interview Tomorrow.
Babu: Ok.

by Sajistroe3 June 8, 2021

food fit

In which one lashes out in anger or frustration due to extreme hunger

“SHUT UP, KYLE”

“Alright Mary don’t throw a food fit”

by LoveToMakeStuffUp January 5, 2018

Wii fitting

Purposely not opening someone’s message

I’m wii fitting Ben because I don’t really want to talk to him

by Jen Morton February 5, 2023

Mixed Fitness Artist

Someone who trains using all available rescources such as Weightlifting, Crossift, Swimming, Running, Cycling, wrestling, MMA, Yoga, etc.

Many athletes today are Mixed Fitness Artists when it comes to how they train.

by Mixed Fitness Artist January 23, 2011

fitness influencer

Noun - Some asshole in your gym who brings a tripod, sets it 20 feet away from his machine, then gets mad when another individual appears in frame, or a girl who wears skimpy clothing at an attempt to record other gym goers glancing her way to call them "creeps".

That girl over there has a whole tripod and is doing RDLs in front of that guy. She's clearly a fitness influencer.

by FitnessChadButtLover July 6, 2023