Carpet Burn

where the penis is irritated by a womans pubic hair.

Person 1: Hey bro, you got some rash ointment? my girlfriend gave me a carpet burn last night and she forgot to shave.

by Sebmin June 17, 2018

Carpet-Burning

The act by which, two partners slide their genitals back and forth together at a high rate of speed in order to achieve a burning sensation caused by the friction between the skin of the genitalia, and the pubic hairs.

Whoo!.... Boy, I'll tell you what, me and my step-sister had a good time carpet-burning the other day at Nana's house.

by WorthlessFailure July 15, 2018

steaming carpet

the act of relieving yourself onto a woman's pubic region. An act made notorious by peewee herman

I was steaming carpet yesterday when my mom walked in. How embarassing.

by Gregery May 11, 2006

Muddy Carpet

When the male places his smooth family jewels inside of his partners warm birth canal, while making sweet love to her pudding maker at the same time.

Dude, me and the ladyfriend were fucking nasty last night. She creamed herself when I gave her the muddy carpet.

by TehPath December 23, 2006

capers

Flowering bud of the keisha bush, used in fancy cooking.

Fresh salmon with lemon caper garlic sauce.

by MikelMikel February 16, 2005

cape girls

Hot girls with nice bodys who know how to toke and not choke.

Them cape girls are chill.

by redman January 1, 2004

carpet munchies

A lesbian desire for oral sex derived from smoking too much marijuana.

Wow, that sticky icky was bangin... Now I've got major carpet munchies.

by Darien Fawkes February 28, 2010