Cobain

An act where a male positions himself downward while sitting, and proceeds to shoot semen into the back of his own throat, at terminal velocity.

Guy1: “Hey man, why is your voice so raspy?”
Guy2: “I gave myself a Cobain at lunch”

Employee: “Sorry Boss, I won’t be able to come into work today. I Cobain’d”
Employer: “My condolences to you and your family.”

by Truce Buildman December 28, 2020

Go Cobainey

To commit suicide, especially with a gunshot to the head.

Whoah, did you hear about what happened to Neil? His girlfriend dumped him and he went Cobainey.

by bodhicide January 17, 2005

Snakes, Pythons, Cobra's

Low Profile Tires with aggressive racing treads( they look like the scales on the back of a snake)

Did you see those snakes on those rims?

by Michael Quaye July 11, 2003

Cobra Yawn

The act in which a man pretends to stretch and ease his throbbing cobra commander then shoots his venom in any bitches eyes.

B:My morning wood was so bad I cobra yawned all over her!

M:I bet my mom liked it, that skank!

by tubbytitsandshit July 20, 2009

Cobra Venom

The liquid that comes from the sucking the syphillis out of a man's diseased penis.

"Something didn't look right last night. I think i'm infected with cobra venom"

by Hoe Inn May 28, 2009

Cobra Oprah

cobra= lashing out poisonous mammal, ambushful and unpredictable.

oprah= powerful female.

cobra + oprah = a powerful poisonous female mammal that lashes out on contact.

synonymous with "bitch" , "crazy woman", or " your mother in law"

As in

"boy don't make me go cobra oprah on yo ass!!!"

"ooooooo babyyy, that girl got some cobra oprah in her step, mmmmmmhmmm make a grown man cry"

"I left that bitch tomorrow she too cobra oprah fo me, ya on level?"

by couturegirl08 April 12, 2010

cobra

a large, venom spitting, flesh wanting body part of a male's anatomy. Found below the abdomen.

Devin has a spitting cobra.

by Darcki July 18, 2006