Coffee brick 

Rapid need to defecate after a cup or a sip of coffee in the morning. Is usually strengthened by a cigarette or any nicotine dispenser.

- Where have you been??

- Sorry, I had a coffee brick :(
- Yeah, better to shit beforehand than shit in bare hand...

Coffee brick by jkl334 May 4, 2024

“Coffee Breath” 

When you give a male a blow job right after a hot sip of coffee.

“Bro, I got some gooood “coffee breath” this morning! The temperature difference felt AMAZING!”

“Coffee Breath” by LilThickMama June 7, 2024

Coffee Bears

When one roommate wishes to get coffee, 'Coffee Bears' is texted in the house groupchat, so others may join them on their journey.

Roommate A: "Coffee Bears"
Roommate B: "Coming!"

Coffee Bears by Shark F. Kennedy June 21, 2024

coffee table 

the most despicable and racist word in the universe

that chile abuser is a coffee table

coffee table by lol893 July 8, 2024

Coffee Ice Scramble 

Ice scramble, also known as iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that is believed to have originated in Iloilo. It is a popular street food made of shaved ice and evaporated milk, and is often topped with chocolate syrup, marshmallows, and candy sprinkles.

Coffee Ice Scrambled originated in Iloilo City on February 3, 2025 with Mariano Lopez Arenas as the inspiration.

Coffee Ice Scramble by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO February 3, 2025

Coffee w/ cream 

A person with light brown skin, similar to coffee with cream.

You're white.
You're coffee w/ cream.

Coffee w/ cream by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

Coffee 2.0 

Why settle for Coffee (Caffeine 100mg to 160mg) when you can have Coffee 2.0? Adipex 75mg, Strattera, Modafinil 200mg, and Armodafinil 150mg can be bought from MyHotDrug.com and ModafinilXL.com. This is the cool definition.

Tony: Grab some Coffee 2.0 and power through your homework and classwork.

Coffee 2.0 by GreenHexagon June 15, 2025