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Coffee Bears

When one roommate wishes to get coffee, 'Coffee Bears' is texted in the house groupchat, so others may join them on their journey.
Roommate A: "Coffee Bears"
Roommate B: "Coming!"
by Shark F. Kennedy June 21, 2024
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coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe
that chile abuser is a coffee table
by lol893 July 8, 2024
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Coffee brick

Rapid need to defecate after a cup or a sip of coffee in the morning. Is usually strengthened by a cigarette or any nicotine dispenser.
- Where have you been??

- Sorry, I had a coffee brick :(
- Yeah, better to shit beforehand than shit in bare hand...
by jkl334 May 4, 2024
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“Coffee Breath”

When you give a male a blow job right after a hot sip of coffee.
“Bro, I got some gooood “coffee breath” this morning! The temperature difference felt AMAZING!”
by LilThickMama June 7, 2024
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Coffee Ice Scramble

Ice scramble, also known as iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that is believed to have originated in Iloilo. It is a popular street food made of shaved ice and evaporated milk, and is often topped with chocolate syrup, marshmallows, and candy sprinkles.
Coffee Ice Scrambled originated in Iloilo City on February 3, 2025 with Mariano Lopez Arenas as the inspiration.
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Coffee w/ cream

A person with light brown skin, similar to coffee with cream.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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Coffee-functional

Adj: people whose mental functionality in the morning starts only after 🤔 they've had their coffee
If you cannot function in the mornings w/out your coffee...you're coffee-functional. Are you coffee-functional?
by Sexydimma March 3, 2026
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