man child

A man with the character of a young child. Also could be a juvenile who is too young to be old, but too old to be young. An old soul trapped in the body of an adolescent. A man who is too old for babysitting, but desperately needs it.

plural: manchildren

"Her boyfriend, Darren, is a complete and total man child. I'd offer to babysit it, but it's kind of creepy."

by MrBunny January 4, 2012

sausage child

The adopted love child of two gay men.

Mrs. Johnson was surprised to find out the root cause of Jimmy's depression was that he was a sausage child. His fathers, Bill and Leroy, were often too busy loving each other to spend quality time with Jimmy.

by PeeperTom October 18, 2010

childish gambino

a man who shoots people for no reason at all bare chested

oh crap that childish gambino is shooting everybody again!

by 24 karat savage January 29, 2019

knuckle children

sperm from when you masterbate

Why can't I fire off some knuckle children from the privacy off my neighbors home

by Stalker121 November 15, 2007

Man Child

A Man Child is a fully-grown male that acts like a baby. A Man Child usually whines, complains, and thinks everything is unfair. Man Children in the workplace can be recognized as one who is always complaining about the rules and/or shows too much emotion ex. Crying.

"He was just crying at his desk, what a man child!"

by DeeFab430 July 29, 2009

Indigo Child

Known for their indigo auras.
They're critical of everything, but that also includes themselves. So don't mistake them for being stuck up or snobby all the time... They are antisocial but very empathetic, and sensitive, and can see people's true intentions better than most.

Just because somebody is a better listener than a speaker, it doesn't mean they don't approve of you.

Boy: That kid's stuck up and weird...
Girl: Nope, he's just an indigo child.

by uglywords January 9, 2012

Child Abuse

It’s a child being abused

child abuse is not good

by ThisIsChildAbuse August 27, 2020