Play Cards

A phrase to subtly request sex

Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards

by The Rizzly Bear July 18, 2023

Hot Carlson

A huge steaming turd

Dan: Dude I just left a Hot Carlson in that Wendy’s bathroom.

by Dirty Mike and the Fellas September 2, 2023

stop caressing my body

fuck off my body, get off my dick

stop caressing my body over a dude i don’t mess with anymore.

by Aurrieona:) October 17, 2023

Magnus Carlsen

An exotic drink made by mixing magnesium with a Carlsberg

One Magnus Carlsen, please.

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

nobody cares

1. nobody cares means that we dont give a fuck so stop thinking we do fuck nigga.

2. it means stop saying out of pocket shi that we dont give 2 fucks about like just stfu for once wit yo big back ahh.

"girl" i miss my mannnn, everybody else, "stfu nobody cares"

u used those quotation marks wrong, me -- "nobody cares"

by flybitchonlyyy January 17, 2024

Icetown Carlsbad

An ice rink that has chosen to employ a Karen as the manager. Why they have chosen to do this, I have no idea.

If there's one place out there where Karen literally IS the manager, Icetown Carlsbad is that place.

by antiquing February 3, 2024

Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.

I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards

by anonymous November 25, 2023