(noun) The effects of increased social media consumption (via a smartphone) resulting in the numbing of cognitive awareness, and a decreased IQ, resulting in = Cabbageilism
His supervisor reports that his phone is constantly in his hands, and is distracting him from his job, his decisions are slow and awareness fleeting - he may be suffering from cabbageilism.
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A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.
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a combination of the words; garbage and carbohydrate, that better separates good carbs like "fruit" from bad ones, like "corn syrup".
Alternative usage: “ carbage” a car that is not nice or a piece of junk.
a combination of the words; garbage and carbohydrate, that better separates good carbs like "fruit" from bad ones, like "corn syrup".
Alternative usage: “ carbage” a car that is not nice or a piece of junk.
That breakfast cereal is loaded with Carbage!
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Get the Cubbage mug.1) A genteic mutation between a crab and a cabbage, creating an evil mutant vegetable with legs, claws and eyes.
2) A crab salad.
2) A crab salad.
1. 'Run for your lives! Godzilla is fighting a crabbage!'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'
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