Cabbageilism 

(noun) The effects of increased social media consumption (via a smartphone) resulting in the numbing of cognitive awareness, and a decreased IQ, resulting in = Cabbageilism

His supervisor reports that his phone is constantly in his hands, and is distracting him from his job, his decisions are slow and awareness fleeting - he may be suffering from cabbageilism.

Cabbageilism by Write Sniper December 11, 2021