Braden

Braden is the type of guy who will suck your penis when you broke up with madalyn last Saturday night. And Bradens tend to walk like a disabled dog, and make disable dog noises. If you find a Braden, tickle his Donahue neck and he will pass out from penis purple syndrome.

Hi Braden, dont be scared. I'm just going to tickle your Donahue neck.

by Madalyns pepperoni titanic tit December 5, 2019

brayden calmona

Brayden Calmona is the most handsome guy you'll lay your eyes on. He's one of those guys that'll make you laugh over the stupidest joke. His smile could change your whole mood. The best thing you could ever receive is a hug from Brayden Calmona. He's truly the best guy to fall in love with.

The best guy in town is definitely Brayden Calmona!

Brayden Calmona is the best basketball player at school, to be like him!

by emmagrace119 October 20, 2019

brayden calmona

Brayden Calmona is the best guy you'll ever encounter. He's so funny and the sweetest guy. Brayden always knows how to make someone laugh. He's the most handsome man anyone has ever laid their eyes on. Once you see he's shining smile, you'll immediately fall in love. The best thing you could ever receive from Brayden Calmona is a warm hug.

Brayden Calmona is the sweetest guy I know!

He's such a good basketball player, to be like him.

by emmagrace119 October 20, 2019

Braden

A white kid that dates girls that are black and are a grade bellow him

That kid Braden kissed kamiah

by Soggywafflez2010 October 20, 2019

Braden Li

Brown-eyed, dark brown haired boy who is very popular

Have you heard of Braden Li. He is so handsome and popular

by Braden Li October 22, 2019

Braden Laubie

Braden laubies are dweebs. Kindve annoying kids that think it’s acceptable to wear a white belt with black pants and eat way too many animal crackers. All of them are red heads and have chicken legs. They also say terrible things about deceased grandmothers/dogs. They come off extremely gay and normally that proves to be true, but their sortve smart I guess.

Uh, stop being a Braden laubie. That kid-no. That’s why you built like Braden laubie.

by Braden Laubie October 23, 2019

Braden beck

Someone who likes to leave their friends to play with someone who haven't played in long time.

Or someone who his trying to go pro and would like to play some arena solos.

"Uhhh, one of my old friends just got on, i'm going to play with them but ill catch you guys later."
"bruh, you're being such a Braden Beck"

by No kap brother October 31, 2019