blankety

it feels like a blanket

this shirt feels blankety

by lodea March 8, 2024

Blanket tearing

When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face

I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.

by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024

blanket dick

the accumulation of dust in your dickhole

guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then

by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024

Blankets

Fandom name for Faye Malisorn and Yoko Apasra's fans.

Blankets are very nice, unless provoked.

by im_myouison2 October 1, 2024

Blanket Couple

People in a relationship that show excessive public displays of affection. The name of the term refers to people that would commit sexual acts in public, that would be considered public indecency, if they weren't under a blanket.

"Did you see those band kids making out in the hallway?"

"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"

by My_Kankles November 7, 2024

Blanket Fort Day

International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.

Hey, are you celebrating blanket fort day?

by Mscottie November 29, 2024

Blanket statement

Making an assumption or giving an opinion of a general group or idea

“Star Wars fans believe their creator's have destroyed their brand!” Well, that is a blanket statement, just because a show or movie doesn’t make everyone happy it is very manipulative to speak on behalf of everyone else. I’m talking to you content creators on social media. It’s pathetic to trigger people so they can click on your story or ad. Hate does not sell, it’s just depressing and bullish. You know who you are.

by DogThatIsFrankie January 15, 2025