Bendigo

Bendigo is a city in Victoria, who’s name derives from Irish imigrants who would head up the road to Bendigo, which at the time was known Jackstown, after the man who first settled there, and as they approach a bend leading into Jackstown would say ‘Round the bend I go’ which was then shortened to Bendigo, which became the official name after Jack, the initial settler had died childless.

Irish man- ‘I’m off to Jackstown *Approaches the town* Round the Bendigo.’

by Stalkey man July 13, 2018

buttcrack bandit

an act durring intercourse when a male unknowingly inserts his penis in the females buttocks crack; all the while he believes his member is in the vagina.

P.J. Brunson chugged two forties and pumped her crack. He's a buttcrack bandit.

by Yuri Gellar November 8, 2003

macking biddies

making out with hot girls

Dude you really need to stop macking biddies all day and settle down with one girl.

by techjokess October 1, 2009

backwards hand bandit

an incredibly rare type of woman, who is able to give a man a handjob with her hands behind her back.

she steals your orgasm with her hands behind her back.

Jill & I took a bath together & she ended up giving me a handjob with her hands behind her back. I had NO idea she was a backwards hand bandit. SWEET.

by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007

Wet Bandit

Mysterious man who strikes at unsuspecting bathrooms of mainly chinese restaurants and burger king's. He pisses on walls and shit on floors while leaving a poetic note to the oblivious Nips or apathetic high school kids who work there. He is generally accompanied by his accomplices The Bathroom Brawler and The Ass Burglar. The Wet Bandit's legend is well known on a 300 mile stretch of north eastern I-80 as he struck an unprecedented 7 times in one day.

"Roses are red,
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"


"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?

by Adamthe K December 21, 2008

Crotch Bandit

A person who hides inside a large vagina and waits for crotch.

jimmy is a very sneaky crotch bandit.

by N DTKSIFJJMFABOB August 2, 2006

Uterus Bandit

One, or thing that wears a mask simialr to that of Zorro, and moves amongst the shadows usnig his hands to squeeze peoples faces until their lips resemble that of a female reproductive organ.

Dude, I can definitly see Ramsay turn into a Uterus Bandit like Pee Wee Herman.

by Ramsay Leigh November 14, 2004