beat wood

verb. To masturbate so hard/fast that the chair or bed you're on starts to make knocking or creaking sounds.

when i get home, im going to beat my wood to my mom's victoria's secret catalogue.

by greekmonkey February 18, 2005

beat street

when chillin passin around the bong or bowl perhaps and youre like the 3rd or 4th head to hit it and your hit tastes like an ashtray.

A: did you get a hit?

B: nah it was beat street.

by theletht February 11, 2009

Your Beat

a phrase used to insult people.
after losing a fight, you are left bloody and broken, and beat.
therefore, when someone thinks they are better then you, or that your lame, or pathetic, or something to that effect, "Your beat".

Girl: hey can you cmoe to the movies?.
Girl 2: maybe let me check..
Girl: okay.
Girl 2: nope. im sorry. i have to work.
Girl: oh thats lame. your beat for that one.
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Major: omg!. dude look at that girl!.
DJ: oh wow. shes beat.
Major: i know right. her car is a hot mess, and her facee.
DJ: yupp. thats why shes beat.
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Kid: i want to go to this movie so bad!.
Mom: i will drive you then.
Kid: but i need money.
Mom: well when you have enough, i will take you.
Kid: but mom i only need 2 more dollars! can i please borrow them?.
Mom: no, your OWN money.
Kid: *on the phone with friend* yeah i cant go. i need 2 bucks and my mom said no. sorry.
Friend: oh shit. that sucks dude. your moms beat.

by Major. June 11, 2008

beat bullying

Was a nice quaint idea from radio one onelife. In reality, bullying will never truly be beaten, and there is a lot more you can do than wear a blue wristband. Sadly since they started being worn by footballers etc, they became somewhat a trendy fashion accesorie. Mostly worn by people who will relentlessly follow the next craze. These people often care not about bullying.

"I bought this beat bullying band on ebay for £15. That is how much I care about beating bullying....."

by donohue March 15, 2005

Cooker Beat

A sexual position, where the woman bent over like a cooker and the man inserts his penis into the woman, very much like the word "doggy style".

I'll be doing the cooker beat with her tonight mate.

by Nicholas Embleton - Jamie Gray March 31, 2009

Beat monster

Major masturbation.

Damn after seeing Suzy in those tight jeans, I had to find the nearest King Jhonie and unleash the beat monster

by Renal Ultrasound March 25, 2003

Beat the kids

The act of going home to masturbate because you can't find any pussy.

So, you going home to beat the kids?

by DrJester August 21, 2007