Stupid Flash Bang

A Flash-Bang is a device used by law enforcement or military personnel to stun people without causing serious injury. Not unlike a firecracker there is no metal or shrapnel that disperses upon explosion. There is simply a loud bang and a large flash of light which disorients any persons within a certain radius. This allows the person(s) utilizing the flash-bang to enter, escape, or take control a situation.

A "STUPID FLASH BANG" is a technique used by person(s) who are being investigated or questioned. Said person(s) repeatedly answer any questions asked of them with nonsensical or meaningless answers. Or in some cases the same answers continuously. The goal being to ultimately cause the accuser or investigator to give up the questioning. And therefore end the investigation, allowing the accused to escape while the investigator tries to fathom how someone could be so stupid or, tries to make sense of the answers which cannot be made sense of at any point.

Question: What are you doing here? Answer: I don't know. Q: Well then why are you in here? A: I don't know. Q: But you know you don't belong here, and yet you are in here, so I ask again, what is your purpose for being in here? A: I don't know. Q: Did you walk in here? A: Yes. Q: Did someone call you in here, or tell you to come in here? A: No. Q: Are you aware that no one is allowed in here? A: Yes. Q: Then once again I ask, why are you in here? A: I don't know. End Result: Out of total frustration: Just get out. Picks up phone calls doctor: Doc, I've just been hit with a Stupid Flash Bang. Dr.: Lie down, and have no contact with that person for at least 24 hours. Contact could cause irreparable harm to your brain.

by Man of Justice January 22, 2014

The Big Bang theory show

A modern nerdy ripoff of that 70's show

The Big Bang theory show vs That 70's show

Raj-fez - the foreign brown guy who goes from shy to Chatty Cathy

Howard-Kelso - the perverted dumbass

Bernadette-Jackie - the occasional bitch

Leonard-Hyde - the curly-headed voice of reason who plays second banana to a super nerd

Sheldon-Eric - the crazy nerd obsessed with Star Wars

Amy-Donna - the main character's girlfriend

Penny-Laurie- the cheap blonde

by Piece7 January 7, 2014

banga

A hang gun, pistol, or revolver.

Yo son go get the banga we got beef.
He pulled the banga on me, so i popped' em.
He ran down with the banga, so we just murked off in the AC.

by DAT NI99A RAYNE January 15, 2007

bang out

Bang out: To be a massive try hard at one particular aspect. Often coming along side being a teacher pet and/or a neek. Usually used as banter between friends

Definiton: 'You actually did the spanish homework, you absolute bang out.'

by Beccabarden123 November 22, 2016

fun bags

Insanely huge, plump breasts

Man, I'd like to play with those fun bags.

by Know the Toe September 19, 2003

bang bang

When you have a whole meal at one place, then go right to another to place and have another one...bang bang.

We just ate a ton of food at this Indian place and now this...bang bang

by I hope Skrillex dies May 20, 2014

Bang Bang Boom

1.When a girl is so incredibly hot that you ejaculate when she smiles.
2. A girl with the total package. Face,tits,ass,stomach,legs,

Holy shit man did you see that girl!? She bang bang boom.

From her hair to her lips to her nails to her shoes..common.. she bang bang boom

by Drag-On October 12, 2004